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10 amazing things your boss would never say

1. Oh you don't have a babysitter?? No problem bring him to work.

2. You're allowed 10 personal phone calls a day.

3. You don't feel good?? Take the rest of the week off with pay.

4. Sure we can afford that $3000 ergonomically correct chair for you!

5. Look, I gotta make this meeting quick so I can get back and answer the phones.

6. You're late again!! Why don't we change our starting hour to 9:23.

7. Since it's so nice outside, let's work out there.

8. If you need gas money just take it out of petty cash.

9. Your car broke down?? I will buy you a new company car.

10. I'm going to promote you because I like you.

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