Office communication words & their meaning

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!
1. For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2. Noted and returned.
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.
3. Review and comment.
Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
4. Action please.
Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.
5. For your necessary action.
Meaning: It's your headache now.
6. Copy to.
Meaning: Here's a share of my headache.
7. For your approval, please.
Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
8. Action is being taken.
Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
9. Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.
10. Please discuss.
Meaning: I don't know what the "****" this is, so please brief me.
11. For your immediate action.
Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
12. Please reply soon.
Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
13. We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.
14. Regards.
Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the bulls h it.

Body Language Tips - Six Tips For a Good Handshake

Handshakes are the only acceptable physical contact for Men & Women in the business arena. Handshakes are the universally accepted business greeting. You are judged by the quality of the handshake. Here are some tips for you to give an acceptable / impressive handshake.

A good handshake:
keep the fingers together with the thumb up and open
slide your hand into the other person's so that each person's web of skin between thumb and forefingers touches the other's
squeeze firmly.

A proper handshake:
Is firm but not bone-crushing
lasts about 3 seconds
may be "pumped" once or twice from the elbow
is released after the shake, even if the introduction continues
includes good eye contact with the other person

Extend a hand when:
Meeting someone for the first time
Meeting someone you haven't seen for a while
Greeting your host(ess)
Greeting guests
Saying good-bye to people at a gathering
Someone else extends a hand

Handshaking Tips:
Avoid giving a cold, wet handshake by keeping your drink in the left hand.
If your hands tends to be clammy, spray them with anti-perspirant at least once a day

Body after 122 years.!!!

Body after 122 years.!!!

These are the pictures of St.Bernadette who died 122 years ago in Lourdes , France and was buried, her body was only discovered 30 years ago after the church officials decided toexamine her body. Her body is still fresh until today and if you ever go to Lourdes , France you can see her body in thechurch in Lourdes . Her body does not decay because during her lifetime, the mother of Jesus would always appear to herand give messages and advice to all mankind on the right way to live on this earth.

Many miracles have taken place in this place of Lourdes andstill do until today.

These pictures show her body after 122 years.!!!

Pass this message every one you know and send link

What You Are To Me

I am a rose, you are my thorns,
clutching to me, protecting me.

I am the sun, you are my rays,
helping me to shine and to be all that I can.

I am a lake, you are my water,
filling me with ideas, dreams, and hopes for the future.

I am a tree, you are my leaves,
sharing who and what
I am and becoming an important part of my life.

I am a heart, you are my beat,
beating rhythmically to my happiness,my fear,
my sadness, my excitement.

I am me and you are with me,
to share all that I am,
to share life, love,
and happiness. Always.

Types of Kisses

Types of Kisses

French Kiss
An open-mouth kiss usually involving tongue-to-tongue contact. Also known as a Soul kiss.

Butterfly Kiss
To touch the tips of each other's noses, then rub back and forth.

Eskimo Kiss
To brush one's eyelashes against a partner while rapidly blinking. It produces a light, ticklish sensation, as of a butterfly brushing one's cheek.

Soul Kiss
An open-mouth kiss usually involving tongue-to-tongue contact.

Thrown Kiss
A long distance kiss that is usually used as a farewell. One 'kisses' their hand, then 'throws' the kiss to their distant partner, who usually completes the action by 'catching' the kiss and putting it on their mouth, cheek, or in their pocket.

Blown Kiss
Similar to the thrown kiss, but used at close range. One kisses their hand, then 'blows' the kiss toward their partner.

Last Kiss
Well, the last kiss you get before she leaves you for someone else! (or before you die.)

Make up Kiss
After having upset your partner, this is the kiss that usually follows the apology. Often among the most passionate of kisses.

Sympathy Kiss
When one of the participants really doesn't want to kiss, but does anyway. Also known as a "pity kiss."

Upside Down Kiss
A kiss performed so that one partner's lips are upside-down to the the other partner, so that their mouths are top lip to bottom lip. This can be a very unusual and enjoyable kiss.

Kissing Cousin
A distant relative known well enough to be kissed when greeted.

Kissing Disease
Informal Mononucleosis


Only in Britain...

can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in Britain...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.


3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a ligher cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a ligher cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Wish U a Very Happy Christmas And New Year


Afrikaans : Gesdeende Kersfees
Afrikander : Een Plesierige Kerfees
African/Eritrean/Tigrinja : Rehus-Beal-Ledeats
Albanian : Gezur Krislinjden
Arabic : Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Argentine : Feliz NavidadArmenian : Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri : Tezze Iliniz Yahsi OlsunBahasa
Malaysia : Selamat Hari Natal
Basque : Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bengali : Shuvo Naba Barsha
Bohemian : Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian : Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Breton : Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian : T chestita Koleda
Catalan : Bon nadal i un Bon Any Nou!
Cherokee (US-Native American): Uwotlvdi Danisdoyohihv, Alihelisdi Itse Sudetiyvda
Chile : Feliz Navidad
Chinese (Cantonese) : Gun Tso Son Tan'Gung Haw Sun
Chinese (Mandarin) : Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
choctav: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
Columbia : Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo
Cornish : Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Corsian : Pace e Salute
Crazanian : Rot Yikji Dol La Roo
Cree : Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian : Sretan Bozic
Czech : Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish : Glaedelig Jul
Duri : Christmas-e-Shoma Mobarak
Dutch : Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig
Nieuwjaar! English : Merry Christmas
Eskimo (inupik) : Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
Esperanto : Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian : Ruumsaid juuluplhi
Faeroese : Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!
Farsi : Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish : Hyvaa joulua
Flemish : Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jar
French : Joyeux Noel
Frisian : Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
Galician : Bo Nada
Gaelic : Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur!
German : Froehliche Weihnachten
Greek : Kala Christouyenna!
Hausa : Barka da Kirsimatikuma!
Hawaiian : Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew : Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
Hindi (India) : Shub Naya Baras
Hungarian : Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic : Gledileg Jol
Indonesian : Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi : Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish : Nollaig Shona Dhuit
Iroquois : Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut.
Italian : Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese : Meri Kurisumas
Jiberish : Mithag Crithagsigathmithags
Korean : Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latin : Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!
Latvian : Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!
Lausitzian : Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto
Lettish : Priecigus Ziemassvetkus
Lithuanian : Linksmu Kaledu
Low Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi Nijjar
Macedonian : Sreken Bozhik
Malayalam (India) : Kristhumas Nava Valsarashamsakal
Maltese : LL Milied Lt-tajjeb
Manx : Nollickghennal as blein vie noa
Maori : Meri Kirihimete
Marathi (India) : Shub Naya Varsh
Navajo : Merry Keshmish
Norwegian : God Jul, or Gledelig Jul
Occitan : Pulit nadal e bona annado
Papiamento: Bon PascoPapua New
Guinea : Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu
Pennsylvania German : En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich nei Yaahr!
Peru : Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Ano Nuevo
Philipines : Maligayan Pasko!
Polish : Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenie
Portuguese : Feliz Natal
Pushto : Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal mo Mobarak Sha
Rapa-Nui (Easter island) : Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi
Rhetian : Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn
Romanche (sursilvan dialect) : Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bein niev onn
Rumanian : Sarbatori vesele
Russian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom
Sami : Buorrit Jouvllat
Samoan : La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Sardinian : Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
Scots Gaelic : Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serb-Crotian : Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
Serbian : Hristos se rodi
Singhalese : Subha nath thalak Vewa
Slovak/ Slovakian : Vesele Vianoce
Slovene : Vesele Bozicne
Spanish : Feliz Navidad
Surinamese : Wang switi Kresneti nanga wang boeng njoeng jari
Swedish : God jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt Ar
Tagalog : Maligayamg Pasko.
Tamil : Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukal
Telugu: krismas mariiu noothana samvatsara subhakangschalu
Thai : Sawadee Pee MaiTrukeese (Micronesian) : Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!Turkish : Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu OlsunUkranian : Z rizdvom Khrystovym! ta z Novym RokomUrdu : Naya Saal Mubarak HoVietnamese : Chung Mung Giang SinhWelsh : Nadolig LlawenYoruba : E ku odun, e ku iye'dun!Yugoslavian : Cestitamo Bozic


Latest Posting 10 Commandments for upcoming Happy New Year 2008

Secrets of Happiness

Secrets of Happiness

Put on something nice : One of those things you are saving "for good." Often the way we dress reflects our mood. Putting on shapeless, baggy clothing only reinforces the negative. Take a moment to look nicer and you'll discover that you feel nicer, too.

Write it out : Whatever it is. Clear your mind by getting it out of yourself and onto a piece of paper. Write out the vague worries, the chores, the things that you are frustrated with, the reasons why you think you're in a bad mood. And now that you have all those negatives on the paper instead of just in your mind, take a few minutes more to list three good and positive things. Hold onto those and leave the rest on that piece of paper.

Reward yourself : Promise yourself a walk in the garden. When you're racing through the supermarket treat yourself to a bouquet of flowers along with the groceries. Call an old friend for a chat. Make these rewards - one reward for each chore that you manage to get through.

Count your blessings : Yeah, I know - it sounds like sermonizing. But when we are feeling down it is because we're letting the negatives outweigh the positives. Making a list of the positives reminds us that all is not misery. While you're at it, make a list of the things you like about yourself. You can throw the paper away if you like - but remember those good things when the bad seems to be descending.

Name five people that you love : Take a few minutes to call one of them, or send them a postcard. Promise yourself that you will treat the next person on the list tomorrow. Remembering five people who are worth loving will make you feel better, and doing something for one of them will make you feel better still.

Excuses For Coming Late To Office

EXCUSE 1: "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the train got late. Rather than let you down, I took a cab. I spent 500 bucks on it. But the cab got a puncture on the way. I ran and got a ride on a helicopter (an air-force officer was kind to me), dropped off on top of India Gate, and was brought here in an ambulance." "You'll have to do better than that, Jones," your boss will say, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

EXCUSE 2: "You know, I'm not late if you go by Pacific Standard Time."

EXCUSE 3: I'm not late, I'm early for next time. sticking my head in a moose."

EXCUSE 4: "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."

EXCUSE 5: I wasn't late. I just failed to be on time.

EXCUSE 6: I was in a meeting. ..... What, you weren't invited? That's messed up.

EXCUSE 7: The young man was three hours late was because his 3-year-old kid had thrown the car keys into the toilet and flushed it. They had to call a plumber to fish them out.

EXCUSE 8: I'm working on getting everyone in position.

EXCUSE 9: When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

EXCUSE 10: I will come in late for work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work.

EXCUSE 11: I fell asleep in the shower.

EXCUSE 12: I ran into a parade.

EXCUSE 13: I didn't want to seem to eager.

EXCUSE 14: "Sorry, sir. I overslept and dreamt I had a dead-end job, a windowless office and a humourless baboon for a boss."

EXCUSE 15: "I had to take extra time this morning to wrestle with overwhelming aggressive impulses by reassuring myself that nothing would happen today that would push me over the edge."

Best SEO Blog 2005 - Blog Awards Announce

What perhaps may be the most expanding niche of search engine related blogs in 2005, SEO blogs have followed the transformation of the Search Engine Optimization industry in 2005 into a legitimate marketing vehicle for both innovative & traditional businesses. Following the path of SEO out of the link trading and keyword stuffing of yesteryear, SEO blogs have risen to discuss such strategies as link baiting and natural link building, exposing spammers, and picking apart search engine technology patents.

The inaugural 2005 Search Blogs Awards nominations included a handful of SEO blogs from different schools of thought within the SEO community, ranging from SEO Black Hat to Greg Boser’s WebGuerrilla, and from Aaron’s SEO Book to Matt Cutts of Google’s Matt Cutts Blog. Over the reader voting period I did receive some complaints over the grouping of so-called “Black Hat” blogs with a blog from a Google Engineer, but I strongly feel that such grouping is a reflection of the ongoing morphing of our SEO world, and that letting the readers decide on the most valuable blogs will ultimately expose SEO preferences.

This being said, here are the nominees for the 2005 Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Blog: SEO Book, Link Building Blog, Matt Cutts Blog, TextLinkBlog, SEOMoz, FishSEO, SEO Black Hat, StuntDubl, Jim Boykin’s Blog, Greg Boser’s WebGuerrilla, Stepforth SEO Blog, SEO by the SEA, and SEO Speed Wagon.

And the winner of the Best SEO Blog of 2005 Award is :Matt Cutts Blog.
Here is a bit I wrote up about Matt last week for something else I was working on which still reflects my thoughts on the man and his mission : Since Matt started blogging and making himself more accessible online and at conferences, he has been handed the task of holy search messenger by Google to help bring some sanity to the SEO world.

And SEO has changed over the past year. No longer is the industry loosely associated with such short term results targeted & senseless practices such as keyword stuffing, link mining, and article & content reprinting. Instead, Matt has helped tremendously to add legitimacy & professionalism to SEO by persuading practitioners to focus value on original content, valued earned links, and natural language text.

Additionally, Matt’s diplomacy has assisted in shining the spotlight a bit brighter on usability, bringing long time forums such as Cre8asite and its moderators into the ‘SEO’ tutorial & expert mix.

Enough placing Matt on a pedestal, here’s a rundown of the SEJ Blog Awards reader voting :
Matt Cutts Blog : 3.53
SEO Book : 3.14
SEOMoz : 2.98
StuntDubl : 2.89
Greg Boser’s Web Guerrilla : 2.8
Jim Boykin’s Blog : 2.77
SEO Black Hat : 2.72
SEO Speed Wagon : 2.68
Stepforth SEO Blog : 2.64
Link Building Blog : 2.6
Text Link Blog : 2.54
SEO by the SEA : 2.51
FishSEO : 2.49

Although Matt blew away the competition, it should also be noted that Aaron’s SEO Book was a strong runner up, as he and Matt were the only two blogs to be rated above a 3.

Source : searchenginejournal

International airline - Funny Acronyms

Acronyms for International Airlines


ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival
ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

BOAC = Better on a camel

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

JAT = Joke About Time

Pacific Western Airlines
PWA = Pray While Aloft
PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines



Aviation history was made this morning when the first A380, the world's largest commercial aircraft, successfully took off on its maiden flight leaving Blagnac International Airport in Toulouse, France at 10.29 hours local time (08.29 UTC) from runway 32L. The A380 first flight will take place above the region west of Toulouse and South West France.

The A380's first flight is being jointly captained by Claude Lelaie, Senior Vice President of Airbus' Flight Division and Chief Test Pilot and Vice President Jacques Rosay. The other crew members are Fernando Alonso, Vice President Flight Division, Flight Test Engineering, who leads a team of two other flight test engineers Jacky Joye and Manfred Birnfeld, and test flight engineer Gérard Desbois.

For its first flight, Airbus' 21st century flagship, carrying the registration F-WW0W, took off at a weight of 421 tonnes / 928,300 lbs, the highest ever of any civil airliner at take-off to date. It is powered by four Rolls-Royce Trent 900 engines. In addition to water ballasts, the equipment on board the A380 comprises a full set of flight-test instrumentation to record the thousands of parameters necessary to enable in-flight performance analysis. Being a true twin-aisle double-decker, the test A380 is fitted with two test instrumentation sets and working stations, one on the main deck and another on the upper deck.

Prior to taking off, the A380 had successfully completed a series of ground tests, which started in the summer of 2004 when the electrical power was put on for the first time (so-called "power-on" milestone). Since then Airbus has systematically and exhaustively tested all A380 systems, from hydraulics to electrics, and all parts of the airframe structure, including static testing and wing and fuselage load testing; a programme that has been carried out over thousands of hours at centres across France, Germany and the UK.

The first flight marks the beginning of a flight test campaign involving as many as 2,500 hours of test flights on a total of five development aircraft. This rigorous sequence of test flights will lead to the certification of the A380 by the European and US airworthiness authorities, allowing the world's largest commercial airliner to enter into service in the second half of 2006 with first operator Singapore Airlines.

Airbus has optimised the A380's flight performance and economics by incorporating cutting-edge technologies in systems and materials. It benefits from the significant weight savings brought about by composites and other advanced materials (for instance GLARE) which comprise 25% of its structure, and from the weight, reliability and cost benefits of new systems such as its 5,000 psi pressure hydraulic system. It also benefits from an advanced cockpit with the latest interactive displays and avionics that retains the unique benefits of Airbus' operational commonality between all fly-by-wire models.

The 555-seat A380, Airbus' newest and largest aircraft, offers unequalled passenger comfort, longer range and much lower operating costs thanks to state-of-the-art technology and its engines minimize noise, fuel burn and emissions. The A380 is a significant evolutionary step in the history of commercial aviation that promises to ease congestion at major airports by transporting more people more efficiently than ever on the world's major air routes.

To date 15 customers have announced firm orders and commitments for a total of 154 A380 Family aircraft, comprising 127 passenger aircraft from 13 customers and 27 freighters from four customers. The freighter version of the A380, the A380F, will enter into service in 2008.

Additional information regarding the A380 programme, the aircraft and its crew can be found on the Airbus website at Airbus is an EADS joint Company with BAE Systems.

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** WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

** LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

** "Would I rather think or feel? To think involves the mind. To feel involves the heart."

** If i could be an angel, i would make ur every wish come true. But im only human, just a girl who's lovin u!!!

On a silent nite when friends r few, i close my eyes n think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish u were here!

Once upon a time,somthing happened 2me.It was the sweetest thing that ever could b,it was a fantasy,a dream come true.It was the day i met u!

my heart that only you can fill. You had my love right from the start and i know you always will! XXxXx

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but you can't close your Heart to things you dont want to feel.

don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

Interesting One Liners

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't
talk for a year and a half.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting
people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be
there when it happens.

Ø Always and never are two words you should
always remember never to use.

Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been
over served.

Ø The road to success is always under

Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of

Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of
your time.

Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane.

Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some
people just don't have film.

Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up

Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is
the paperwork.

Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an
idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was
the genius.

Ø The trouble with being punc tual is that
there's no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why
are there phone bills?

Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell
him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure.

Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the
sudden stop at the end.

Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder.

Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's
Law of Burnt Fingers)

Ø Someday is not a day of the week

Daddy I have Rs. 500 now

Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"
Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"
"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.
Looking up, he said,
"Dad, may I please borrow Rs.300?"
The father was furious,"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed.
Think why you are being so selfish.
I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior" The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,
"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!"
He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy
"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"

MORAL OF THE STORY It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers Without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close
to our hearts. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter
of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family and Friends

Understand Importance of "Attitude"

Is equel to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E = 12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

Then what makes 100% ?

Is it Money ? ... NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y = 13+15+14+5+25 = 72%

Leadership ? ... NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P = 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,
to that 100%,
what we really need to go further... a bit more...

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !

Change Your Attitude …

And You Change Your Life ! ! !


Sometimes we expect far too much of the people around us, and because no one can ever live up to those expectations, we are almost always disappointed.

Wouldn't it be better if we just let go, and let people be who they are? Then we'd be able to see them as they are -- with all their beauty and goodness in which we take joy, and with all their faults which we can also see in ourselves.

When we have put someone up on a pedestal, sculpturing them to fit our needs and desires by smoothing out the rough edges and creating new curves here and there, we cannot see the real person underneath our work. All we see is the illusion we have created. That is denying the person's real identity and is disrespectful.

It's much better for our friends and for us if we drop our expectations and illusions, and accept them all just the way they are.

Enjoyment and accomplishment - Inspirational Poem

Certainly it is possible to get things done without enjoying yourself. It is also possible enjoy yourself without getting anything done.
However, the best approach is to get things done while also enjoying yourself. That's the way to reach long-term success and to build one accomplishment on top of another.
If you aim to simply enjoy yourself without getting anything done, then the result is that you don't get anything done. You may be very positive and cheerful, at least for the moment, but after a while it will seem quite empty.
On the other hand, if you're driven to achieve, without any consideration for the quality of your life along the way, that can be empty, too. Sure, you may get what you want, but you're also likely to become burned out and resentful.
Instead, seek to combine enjoyment and accomplishment. There's no need to struggle against your own desire to enjoy life, and there's no need to let that desire prevent you from achieving what you intend to achieve.
Your best choice is to make the effort, move toward your goals, and delight in the moments along the way. When you enjoy the journey there's never any reason to stop.

Top Success Tips

Dream with courage
Courage is the chief distinguishing characteristic of the true leader. Courage is always visible in the leader's words and actions. It is absolutely indispensable to success, happiness and the ability to motivate other people to be the best they can be.

Follow through on Your Vision
In a way, it is easy to think a vision. But it requires incredible courage to follow through on your vision and on your commitments. You see, as soon as you set a high goal or standard for yourself, you will run into all kinds of difficulties and setbacks.

Avoid the Comfort Zone
Most people are seduced by the lure of the comfort zone. The true leader has the courage to step away from the familiar and comfortable and to face the unknown with no guarantees of success. This ability sets helps you riseabove the average and sets an example that inspires and motivates people to rise above their previous levels of accomplishment as well.

Stick to Your Principles
Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. You will always be surrounded by temptations to compromise your values and your vision. Refuse to Compromise.

Put your ideas into action
Dare to go forward. Set a vision for yourself. Express it out. Force yourself out of the comfort zone by acting boldly - even when there is no guarantee of success. Don't compromise of values.

Be sincere in service
Learn how to grow out of yourself and into the world you live in and achieve your ambition. Plant a tree under which you know you will never sit. Set some goals that may benefit the your family, friends, neighbors, orphanpeople, collogues and future generations or your own city, few years from now.



To Appreciate : When others are criticizing
To Build : When others are destroying
To Co-operate : When others are resisting
To Decide : When others are misguiding
To Expedite : When others are delaying
To Forgive : When others are revenging
To Give : When others are refusing
To Help : When others are promising
To Ignore : When others are condemning
To Justify : When others are disputing
To be Kind : When others are cursing
To Lead : When others are confusing
To Motivate : When others are discouraging
To Neglect : When others are disturbing
To Oblige : When others are hesitating
To Participate : When others are avoiding
To Question : When others are dictating
To Respect : When others are complaining
To Serve : When others are despairing
To Think over : When others are advising
To Unite : When others are dispersing
To Verify : When others are doubting
To Work : When others are postponing
To Xerox truth : When others are hiding
To Yield no hatred : When others are harming
To Zeal & Console : When others are depressing


Without dialogue there is no communication, and without communication there is no true education

Amazing Fun

TEA CUP - A Morality Story

There was a couple who used to go to England to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups.
This was their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful teacup. They said, "May we see that? We've never seen one quiet so beautiful." As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke, "You don't understand," it said, "I haven't always been a teacup."
"There was a time when I was red and I was clay. My master took me and rolled me and patted me over and over and I yelled out, 'Let me alone,' but he only smiled, 'Not yet.'
"Then I was placed on a spinning wheel," the teacup said, "and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. 'Stop it! I'm getting dizzy!' I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, 'Not yet.'
"Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat. I wondered why he wanted to burn me, and I yelled and knocked at the door. I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips, as he shook his head, 'Not yet!'
"Finally the door opened, he put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. 'There that's better,' I said. And he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible; I thought I would gag. 'Stop it, stop it!' I cried. He only nodded, 'Not yet.'
"Then suddenly he put me back into the oven, not like the first one. This was twice as hot and I knew I would suffocate. I begged. I pleaded, I screamed. I cried. All the time I could see him through the opening nodding his head saying, 'Not yet!'
"Then I knew there wasn't any hope. I would never make it. I was ready to give up. But the door opened and he took me out and placed me on the shelf. One hour later he handed me a mirror and said, 'Look at yourself.' And I did. I said, 'That's not me; that couldn't be me. It's beautiful.
I'm beautiful.'
"'I want you to remember, then,' he said, 'I know it hurts to be rolled and patted, but if I had left you alone, you'd have dried up. I know it made you dizzy to spin around on the wheel, but if I had stopped, you would have crumbled. I knew it was hot and disagreeable in the oven, but if I hadn't put you there, you would have cracked.
"'I know the fumes were bad when I brushed and painted you all over, but if I hadn't done that, you never would have hardened; you would not have had any colour in your life. And if I hadn't put you back in the second oven, you wouldn't survive for very long because the hardness would not have held.
"'Now you are a finished product. You are what I had in mind when I first began you.'"
While you are in your thoughest phase of life, God is taking you through the journey to make the best of what he has thought about you. Hold yourself and carry on.

Idukki Arch Dam - Asia's largest and India's second arch dam

Idukki Arch Dam - Asia's largest and India's second arch dam

Kerala India Amazing Photos

Amazing photos from Kerala India - Bull Race, Onam Festival and Art of kerala

Okhil Babu's Letter to the Railway Department: (Verbatim)

"I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on plateform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers."

Okhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption 'Travelers' Tales' in the 'Far Eastern Economic Review'.

Any guesses why this letter is of historic value?

"C" Program won the first prize in IOCCC Contest.

This C program won the first prize in International obfuscated C code contest (IOCCC) held recently. can u guess the output of this prog?

Small 5 Lines "C" Programme

main(int t,char _,char *a)

Output of the same "c" Programme

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
Press any key to continue
It uses recursion with pointers. see if u cud trace the flow.

Top Birthday Gift Ideas - How to Select your Birthday Gifts

Birthday Gift Ideas

When it comes to select the birthday gift for someone the first thing that comes to our mind is what to give he or she has everything. Gift giving can be a chore or an art form. It can be overwhelming and frustrating to trudge through a mall or up and down store aisles, trying to find the perfect gift. We get puzzled and end up in buying the wrong gift for the person. Here are some great Birthday Gift Ideas for the hard-to please or someone who has everything. These can be considered as guidelines for the perfect gift for that wonderful person in your life who is celebrating their special day. Birthday gifts should be decided according to the age of the person. Like for a baby or a kid birthday present will be totally different from a teenager or an adult. We also categorizes Birthday gifts according to sex like for example a birthday gift for a girl will be different from that of a boy.

Here we have categorized gifts into four basic categories:

Birthday gifts for newborn, baby and toddler

For newborn baby you can opt for newborn baby set, which includes, clothes, nappy, baby lotion, powder, towel, etc. It will be a complete range of baby product. You can also gift baby toys, which come in all styles, shapes and sizes. They are meant not only for fun and attract children but introduce them to various facets of the world and speed up their learning processes by using fun, stimulation and motivation strategies. Even you can gift baby bedding sets available in the markets can suit all types of nursery themes. The bedding sets for cribs, bassinets, cradles and baby beds come in all sizes and colors from bright to pastels. These sets include baby blankets such as quilts, receiving blankets, security blankets, sleepers, swaddlers, throw blankets, and canopies. For toddlers walker can be a good gift option.

Birthday gifts for children and teenagers

When it comes to birthday gifts for children and teenagers the most loved gifts are toys. The popular toys for children are action figures, stuffed animals and toys, building blocks and models, dolls, educational toys and video games, musical mobiles, games and puzzles, musical instruments, learning toys, outdoor toys, pretend play and dress up games such as kitchen sets and doctor sets, riding horses, battery-powered or pedal bicycles, tricycles and riding toys, science and sports toys, toy automobiles, remote-controlled cars and toy trains. Besides, there are workshops, playhouses and gardening sets for children. There are board games that enhance the mental and intellectual abilities of the children. Win the hearts of young girls with dolls such as Barbie and numerous baby doll accessories that come with it. There are wooden toys and plastic ones too. Make sure that the toys have smooth edges and are non-toxic. Do not give babies, toys that can easily rip off or are hand painted for they can put it in their mouths. Toys with small parts should be avoided too or they nay swallow the parts and can accidentally choke on them. For young boys you can opt for activity toys, which will help them in their physical growth and building stamina. Activity toys are built to stimulate the kids and increase their activity level in their fields of interest such as rock climbing, dancing, skating and soccer. Gifting activity toys is a much healthier option for kids than the traditional candies, sweets, chocolates and toffees. The various activity toys loved by kids of all ages include the stylish bubble maker with a bubble solution. Young boys may prefer skates that look like cowboy boots. Soccer goal sets and bounce trampolines are good for kids too as they are fun to play with and do not actually require much skill.

Birthday gifts for women

Incase of Birthday gifts for women you can opt for something, which she prefers. It can be according to her liking and preference. If she is someone who spend time in looking after herself than you can gift her a luxury bathing set it is an obvious gift choice and a great present for pampering. It includes a moisturizer bathing gel that comes in various fragrance you can choose according to her choice, bathing sponge, body lotion, shampoo, conditioner and cologne. It will be a perfect gift for her body care. You can also go for perfumes of various fragrances and even a range of cosmetics will also be a good option. Women's jewelry can be of anything from gold, silver or platinum, diamond or pearl, sapphire or ruby depending on the occasion and budget. The look can be elegant or extravagant, individual or expensive, showy or sexy, for every day or only very special occasions; jewelry gifts are timeless and lasting. Going for accessories are also a safe option. As you can gift her side bags and leather purse depending on what she carries. Clothes are also something for which you can go for depending on the kinds of clothes she wears. Another interesting gifts for her is something she wanted to experience you can make her experience that. Experience gifts are an ever more popular alternative to traditional wrapped presents. Why give gifts that will gather dust on a shelf - especially when most people's houses are already full of impulse buys - when you can help make someone's dream come true instead? You can take her to a health resort for a complete rejuvenation experience or both of you can take a relaxing break and go for a short trip to any nearby place and celebrate her birthday there. You can also make her join some course or classes she wanted to do like language course, yoga, aerobic, or dancing classes. So it is important how you take care of her likes, dislikes and interest and give her something, which may not be very expensive but very close to your heart.

Birthday gifts for men

Selecting gifts for men is a really a tough job. It is difficult to know their likes and dislikes. But if we opt for generic items than you can gift him perfume, cologne, after shave lotion or a good shaving kit. These are kind of items, are daily used by them so it has a lot of utility. You can also gift them leather wallet, accessories like branded wristwatches, calf ling, tie pin, bracelet and ring. These are some of the accessories, which most of the men likes. They also prefer gadgets so you can opt for latest range of mobile phones, I-pod, electronic diary, etc. Men who like reading books for them there are various options to choose from. You can go for the kind of books he loves to read. Then there are clothes to give both formal and informal depending on his preference. Mostly men like watching action movies so you can gift them VCD's of action movies of their favorite action heroes.

World's Youngest CEO - Suhas Gopinath - Globals Inc.

Bangalore boy Suhas Gopinath launched Globals Inc at 14. Today, his firm is a 60-member strong with all of them aged 17 to 22 years.

It was Catch-22 with a heartbreaking twist. Even before the first faint stubble had darkened his chin, Suhas Gopinath bagged a major outsourcing project that many others would have given their right hand for. But only to be told that the law said he was too young to sign on the dotted line.

That’s the story of this 17-year-old Bangalore boy wanting to be another Bill Gates. He had launched his own firm at the ripe old age of 14 years. Today, his firm, Globals Inc, is 60-member strong with representatives in the US, the UK, Canada and India—all of them aged 17 to 22 years. None of the members have had any formal computer education. Incidentally, Globals’ young CEO had originally wanted to be a veterinarian, until he was in Class IX and the cyber bug bit him.

‘‘I had no knowledge of the Internet. But when I was browsing the Internet in a cyber cafe I stumbled on a source code of a web site. I was fascinated and thought long and hard. I soon launched my own website,,’’ says Gopinath, fingering his navy blue blazer and battling a pronounced stammer, at the Bangalore IT.COM 2003 venue. That had happened when he had still not crossed 14 years.

A week later, recognition came when Network Solutions Inc, owned by Nasdaq-listed New York-based Verisign Inc gave him the certificate of a professional web developer. He was invited to Network Solutions headquarters and even asked to maintain their web site. Now hold your breath: ‘‘I declined because I was not interested in serving a US company.’’

Gopinath says it was the attachment to his family and the ambition to start his own organisation that brought him back to India.

Having passed Class XII in computer science, his veterinarian dream has faded off, but he loves spending his free time with Bushy, his pet dog. ‘‘I don’t have girlfriends,’’ the tiny CEO tells you with a straight face. Globals Inc took shape initially with only four members, and Network Solutions helped him to incorporate the company in the US. ‘‘I was told that in India, you need to pay sales tax and also have an infrastructure before you can register a firm. But all our members work from home or from a cyber cafe,’’ he says.

Gopinath’s company is into web-based and software solutions, mobile and e-commerce solutions—besides making web sites for corporates, advertisers and educational institutions. But Gopinath doesn’t get carried away with the pricing part. ‘‘We even have a client in Frankfurt for whom we made a corporate website. In the last two years, we have been able to generate a revenue of Rs 30,000 to Rs 40,000. We charge only Rs 200-Rs 300 for making a website,’’ he says.

Gopinath had never thought of himself and his team as being far too young in their highly competitive domain, until a Singapore-based business process outsourcing (BPO) company, SingT Inc, approached them. ‘‘They wanted to outsource their projects to us. Everything fell into place, until the moment I found that the law wouldn’t allow me to sign the contract because I was not 18 yet.’’

Not that it has been too much of a dampener. He is now waiting to have the necessary infrastructure in place so that he can incorporate his company in India. ‘‘At any cost, ours will be a purely Indian company.’’

Not just that. Globals Inc has approached the University of Michigan for building a message board that can be a forum for students. ‘‘We also approached the Karnataka Government for projects, but they said the Government projects are given out only to big companies. But we too will be a CMM Level 5 company soon,’’ says a confident Gopinath, straightening his blazer.

Gopinath has already put the management structure in place. There is a chief operating officer, chief information officer, chief technology officer and vice-president (Human Resources)—all teenagers. But with only a modest Rs 40,000 revenue to be shared among the members yet, the firm has not yet thought of a chief financial officer. ‘‘Members who use cyber cafes are given some extra money to cover that charges,’’ adds Gopinath.

The boy CEO has now applied to Stanford University and is eagerly waiting for the result. But he has not let go his entrepreneurial spirit. ‘‘If I get into Stanford, I will get business from the US too,’’ he enthuses. His ambition is to found another Microsoft. ‘‘Initially, when my mom used to scold me, I used to give her Bill Gates’s example. He is my role model.’’

Joining Globals Inc is simple, provided you are in the 17-22 year age group. ‘‘The membership is free of cost. Once you fill up the form and enter your skill set, we will assign a project. And you become a part of our family,’’ he says.

For, this 17-year-old believes that academic skill sets are not the end. ‘‘We need more of personal skill sets to achieve goals,’’ he quips sagely.

Love Poem from Accountants

Love Poem for Accountants
In the 'Journal' of my heart,
I have written an 'Entry'
'Debiting' your love and
'Crediting' my affection.
Darling, you write the 'Narration'
Your first love I have already 'Posted'
in the 'Ledger Folio'.
As our relation is based on
'Double Entry System'
And as our love is 'Real' and 'Tangible'
You 'Debit' what comes in
I 'Credit' what goes out.
Your beauty is the 'Capital' of our business,
My eyes are 'Stock-in-trade'
Let us enter into a 'Transaction'
You secretly give me 'Trade Discount'
I will openly give you 'Cash Discount'
And thus my partner,
Our 'Trading and Profit & Loss Account'
Will show 'Super Profits'.
On the 'Cheque' of your cheeks
I have enclosed all my 'Wealth';
Get them 'Encashed' with my 'Bankers'
Anytime you desire to do so,
The little counter of my heart
Will remain open for you,
Even during non-banking hours.
Darling, you just have a 'Contra-entry'
As you are on my 'Debit' side and
'Credit' side both at the same time.
And so my heart let us 'Rectify'
All our errors, and total the 'Trial Balance'
of our affairs arithmetically,
Without maintaining any 'Suspense Account'.
In the 'Balance Sheet' of our life,
My children will be 'Assets' and
If they are girls we will call them 'Sundry Creditors'.
But if they are a boy and a girl,
our 'Balance Sheet' will be adjusted
Automatically and
The 'Accounts' will show a true and
Fair view of lovely 'Business'.
Conducted during the life ending and
Finally the 'Auditors'
Will clarify it.

"Health" Quotes and Speech from Famous Personality

"Body: A thing of shreds and patches, borrowed unequally from good and bad ancestors and a misfit from the start." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Wisdom is to the mind what health is to the body." Francois De La Rochefoucauld"Health and intellect are the two blessings of life." - Menander

"He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything." Unknown"Happiness lies, first of all, in health." - George William Curtis

"There are some remedies worse than the disease." Publilius Syrus"Time is the great physician." - Benjamin Disraeli

"Laughter is the best medicine."- Unknown

"Laughter is the most healthful exertion." - Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland

"If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed." - Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort

"It may be possible to incorporate laugher into daily activities, just as is done with other heart-healthy activities, such as taking the stairs instead of the elevator. The recommendation for a healthy heart may one day be exercise, eat right and laugh a few times a day." - Dr. Michael Miller

Heartfelt positive feelings create far more than a healthy psychological effect. They fortify our internal energy systems and nourish the body right down to the cellular level. For that reason, we like to think of these emotions as "quantum nutrients." Doc Childre

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain"

I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he has read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading." - Lord Conesford

"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." - Robert Orben

"It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more upon a man than he can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the revolution that destroys the machinery, but the friction. Fear secrets acids; but love and trust are sweet juices." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Good friends are good for your health." - Irwin Sarason

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." - Charles Caleb Colton

"A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools." Unknown"The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor." - Paul Dudley White

"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." - Billy Graham

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Krishnamurti

"Nature, time and patience are three great physicians." - H.G. Bohn

"Symptoms are in reality nothing but a cry from suffering organs." - Jean-Martin Charcot

"Most diseases are the result of medication which has been prescribed to relieve and take away a beneficent and warning symptom on the part of Nature." - Elbert Hubbard"

Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense." - Henry Miller

"Common sense is in medicine the master workman." - Peter Latham

"God heals, and the doctor takes the fee." - Benjamin Franklin

"Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary. He was just that way. If he didn't need the money, he wouldn't lay a hand on you." - Herb Shriner

"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!" - Homer Simpson

Marvelous Master Piece for Structure

This bridge is half under the water, for ships to pass and then again, it comes out on the other side. Truly a marvelous piece of engineering! This bridge is between Sweden and Denmark

Employee Resignation on Poetic Way

Employee Resignation on Poetic Way Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards

Manager Response

Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards

Heart sensing Sports Bra by Textronics

New electro-textile materials and system integration company Textronics Inc is releasing its first consumer product made specifically for women - a heart sensing sports bra branded as NuMetrex.

The highly advanced NuMetrex bra features electronic sensing technology actually integrated right into the fabric.

The bra will offer a new level of comfort to women wishing to monitor their heart rate while they exercise.

The NuMetrex sports bra promises to revolutionize athletic apparel, providing the traditional comfort and support of a sports bra with the added technological benefits of built-in accurate heart rate monitoring.

Designed to work with the Polar WearLink transmitter that snaps directly into a special compartment in the bra, NuMetrex eliminates the need for a separate heart rate monitoring chest strap and all the headaches that go with it. The comfort of the innovative NuMetrex sports bra will give women a new way to wear a heart rate monitor.

The way the system works is simple. The sensors in the fabric pick up the wearer's heartbeat and relay it to the WearLink transmitter in the front of the bra.

The transmitter captures the heart rate information and sends it to the heart rate monitoring watch, which displays it instantaneously. In addition, the transmitter can communicate with some fitness machines like treadmills and elliptical trainers that have integrated monitoring devices.

"The NuMetrex heart sensing bra is the introductory garment in a collection of clothing they're developing which integrates technology to monitor your body," said Stacey Burr, Chief Executive of Textronics.

World's Largest Boot - Guinness Book Records

USA : Shoe company Red Wing makes the world's largest boot – enters Guinness Book

Minnesota based company - Red Wing Shoes will celebrate its centenary with the unveiling of the world's largest boot next week.

Minnesota based company - Red Wing Shoes will celebrate its centenary with the unveiling of the world's largest boot next week.

The company employees worked overnight for a year to create this record size company's classic workboot No. 877, using ladders, cranes and special rigging, built as a supersized "638-D" replica.

Gaining immediate recognition in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's largest shoe, the boot stands 16 feet tall and 20 feet long.

It took 80 cowhides, 1,200 feet of rope and 300 pounds of adhesives and its shoelace is 104 feet long.

Employees said everything about the massive replica was properly scaled, so if a 12-story-tall man came to town they would have a roughly $100,000, ready-to-wear boot for him


What is the most expensive bra in the world?

Well, we showed you the longest bra so how about the most expensive.

Every year Victoria's Secrets offers a one of a kind creation from Mouawad's.

The bras are made from thousands of diamond with usually on very large diamond in the center.
The 2002 version called 'Red Hot Fantasy' contains 1,300 diamond and rubies valued at an whopping $15 million USD.

We could not find a picture or the $15 million creation so here is the next best one.

Interesting One Liners Quotes

  • Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
  • A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
  • Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
  • You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
  • Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
  • My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
  • You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
  • It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
  • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

Amazing Car Parking

Amazing Car Parking at volkswagen theme park Germany

Height of.___________ Guess It...

1. What is height of Fashion? - Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy? - Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness? - Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness? - Adopting a child.
5. What is height of Craziness? - Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity? - A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty? - A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide? - A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration? - A cow giving milk powder.

Amazing Horse Riding

Who are better friends ?

Who are better friends; Men or Woman ?
* Women:*
A wife was not at home for a whole night.
So, the next morning, she tells her husband that
she stayed at her friend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirm that.
* Men:*
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them !

How can this be true?

Tips to recover scratched CDs

Don't you feel like crying every time you add another disc to your pile of scratched discs. Trashing that disc which contained your favorite songs, pics, files, games or videos is not easy.

Read-on, if you find yourself wishing for a miracle every time your fav CD is scratched:

Home Remedy :
here's an easy home remedy, which might give you the desired results. Rub a small amount of toothpaste on the scratch and polish the CD with a soft cloth and any petroleum-based polishing solution (like clear shoe polish). Squirt a drop of Brasso and wipe it with a clean cloth.

Technology to the rescue
There are many softwares available on the net, which enable the recovery of the CD data. BadCopy Pro is one such software, which can be used to recover destroyed data and files from a range of media. Just a few clicks is all it requires to recover the disc from almost all kind of damage situation; be it corrupted, lost data, unreadable or defective.

DiskDoctors is another popular company, which offers both software and solutions to recover data from a scratched CDs and DVDs.

General Tips:
* Always wipe the CD from the center outward with stratight spoke-like strokes. Wiping CDs in circles will create more scratches.

* Do not scratch the graphics layer as you cannot repair the disc. HINT: Hold the disc up to a light with the graphics layer facing the light source. If you can see light thru the scratches at any point then the disc may be irreparable and or exhibit loading or playing errors.

*Clean your Disc players lens regularly with a suitable product to ensure optimal viewing pleasure.

* Make sure to use a soft, lint-free cloth to clean both sides of the disc. Wipe in a straight line from the centre of the disc to the outer edge.

* If wiping with a cloth does not remove a fingerprint or smudge, use a specialized DVD disc polishing spray to clean the disc.

* Only handle the disc by its outer edge and the empty hole in the middle. This will help prevent fingerprints, smudges or scratches.

*Fingermarks/prints cause 43% of disc problems!
* General wear & tear causes 25% of disc problems!
* Player-related issues cause 15% of disc problems!
* User-related issues cause 12% of disc problems!
* PlayStation 2 machine scratches cause 3% of disc problems!
* Laser rot (a manufacturer error) causes 2% of disc problems!

How to save yourself from a Heart Attack while you are alone

Take this seriously and forward to ur dear and near ones…
And also those whom you just knew…..

Let's say it's 6.15p m and you're going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job.

You're really tired, upset and frustrated.

Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to adiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.


Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However,these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

Amazing Points to Ponders

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars

Cool Love Letter with a Fitting Reply

A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a letter of proposal to her.


My Darling
Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.
I remain,
A victim of your fascination


Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection


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