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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.- David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.- Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-- Socrates
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.-- Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?-- Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."- Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."- Patrick Murray
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Nash
My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.-- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.Then we met.-- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-- Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.-- Anonymous
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."- Rodney Dangerfield
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