Amazing Points to Ponders

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars

Cool Love Letter with a Fitting Reply

A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a letter of proposal to her.

THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE ......

My Darling
Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.
I remain,
A victim of your fascination

THE GIRL REPLIES

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection

Top 15 Farcical Journalism

[1] Infertility unlikely to be passed on - Montgomery Advertiser
[2] Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link - Cornell Daily Sun
[3] Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut - The New York Times
[4] Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find - The Los Angeles Times
[5] Light' meals are lower in fat, calories - Huntington Herald-Dispatch
[6] Alcohol ads promote drinking - The Hartford Courant
[7] Malls try to attract shoppers - The Baltimore Sun
[8] Official: Only rain will cure drought - The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts[9] Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men - The Sunday Oregonian
[10] Low Wages Said Key to Poverty - Newsday
[11] Man shoots neighbor with machete - The Miami Herald
[12] Economist uses theory to explain economy - Collinsville Herald-Journal
[13] Bible church's focus is the Bible --- Saint Augustine Record, Florida
[14] Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear --- Journal of Commerce
[15] Lack of brains hinders research --- The Columbus Dispatch