Here are few selected words with Amazing Modern Funny Defination which will make you laugh and you will love to pass to your friend circle too. I am sureyou will love to read again and again and have a relax for a while.
School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc . : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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