Amazing English Sign in Foreign Countries - Enjoy it
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIESARE REQUESTEDNOT TO HAVECHILDREN IN THE BAR."
At a Budapest zoo:"
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ONDUTY."
Doctors' office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROPYOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."
In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERSWHO FIND OUR WAITRESSESRUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
On an Indian river highway:
"TAKE NOTICE -WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."
In a City restaurant:
"OPENSEVEN DAYS A WEEKAND WEEKENDS."
A sign seen on an automaticrestroom hand dryer:
"DO NOTACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."
In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITEDFROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY,BUT THEIR OWN,
GRAVES."
Tokyo hotel's rules ad regulations:
"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKEOR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINESLEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."
In a Tokyo bar:
"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
"THE FLATTENING OFUNDERWEAR WITH PLEASUREIS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
Hotel, Japan:
"YOU ARE INVITEDTO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodoxmonastery:
"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS,ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDENON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITETHAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX,FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN,LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHERFOR THIS PURPOSE."
Hotel, Zurich:
"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETYOF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEXIN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THATTHE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"
In the window on a Swedish furrier:
"FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN."
The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."
In a Swiss mountaininn:
"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
A laundry in Rome:
"LADIES,LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HEREAND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."
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