1. Oh you don't have a babysitter?? No problem bring him to work.
2. You're allowed 10 personal phone calls a day.
3. You don't feel good?? Take the rest of the week off with pay.
4. Sure we can afford that $3000 ergonomically correct chair for you!
5. Look, I gotta make this meeting quick so I can get back and answer the phones.
6. You're late again!! Why don't we change our starting hour to 9:23.
7. Since it's so nice outside, let's work out there.
8. If you need gas money just take it out of petty cash.
9. Your car broke down?? I will buy you a new company car.
10. I'm going to promote you because I like you.
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