MIND OF THE INDIAN !!! OF COURSE VERY CLEVERINDEED
Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asksfor the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India onbusiness for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer tells him that the bank will needsome form of security for the loan, so the Indian manhands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on thestreet in front of the bank. He produces the title andeverything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car ascollateral for the loan. The bank's president and itsofficers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian forusing a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. Anemployee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into thebank's underground garage and parks it there.Two weeks later the Indian returns, repays the $5,000and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to havehad your business, and this transaction has worked outvery nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found thatyou are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, whywould you bother to borrow $5,000'".The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can Ipark my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expectit to be there when I return'"
Ahhh, the mind of the Indian...Too Good