Love Poem for Accountants
In the 'Journal' of my heart,
I have written an 'Entry'
'Debiting' your love and
'Crediting' my affection.
Darling, you write the 'Narration'
Your first love I have already 'Posted'
in the 'Ledger Folio'.
As our relation is based on
'Double Entry System'
And as our love is 'Real' and 'Tangible'
You 'Debit' what comes in
I 'Credit' what goes out.
Your beauty is the 'Capital' of our business,
My eyes are 'Stock-in-trade'
Let us enter into a 'Transaction'
You secretly give me 'Trade Discount'
I will openly give you 'Cash Discount'
And thus my partner,
Our 'Trading and Profit & Loss Account'
Will show 'Super Profits'.
On the 'Cheque' of your cheeks
I have enclosed all my 'Wealth';
Get them 'Encashed' with my 'Bankers'
Anytime you desire to do so,
The little counter of my heart
Will remain open for you,
Even during non-banking hours.
Darling, you just have a 'Contra-entry'
As you are on my 'Debit' side and
'Credit' side both at the same time.
And so my heart let us 'Rectify'
All our errors, and total the 'Trial Balance'
of our affairs arithmetically,
Without maintaining any 'Suspense Account'.
In the 'Balance Sheet' of our life,
My children will be 'Assets' and
If they are girls we will call them 'Sundry Creditors'.
But if they are a boy and a girl,
our 'Balance Sheet' will be adjusted
Automatically and
The 'Accounts' will show a true and
Fair view of lovely 'Business'.
Conducted during the life ending and
Finally the 'Auditors'
Will clarify it.
